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The Morgue The Morgue

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I thought it was awesome, but I posted to insult the guy below me. Goth fucker! You actually think that St. Anger was a good album!? Fuckin' poser! You're not a metalhead, you're an embarassment!

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I admit, St.Anger was not AS good as most of their old albums. But it was still good.

I am a bad person. :(

Velocity Velocity

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best Flash I've seen in a while

This movie should be in the all time top 5 in my opinion. You're obviously a fan of good filmmaking, but don't expect the fucking retards on this site to feel the same way. You have got my 5--something I almost never give out--but that won't do much. Oh well, if you really want a high score just make a stupud movie where stickmen kill other stickmen for 10 minutes.

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CC Flash Tutorials CC Flash Tutorials

Rated 0 / 5 stars


You get a 0 for encouraging text morphing.

Text morphing does NOT rock.

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TenkiStudios responds:

wtf man. You can vote 0 just because of that... and yeah it does... it looks awesome

Tribute To Animators Tribute To Animators

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


I've been working in Flash for 3 years, and am about to submit an entire Myst-like game made with 3DS Max and Flash. In "your" opinion, I should have the right to give a movie any damn vote I want to. People can vote on how good they think a movie or game is, and how much they enjoyed it compared to others. For God's sake, you shouldn't give every piece of shit that comes on the portal a 5 just because you don't have Flash.

Also, Perfect Kirby isn't that good, although a lot of work was put into it, the skill is just not there, and that's worthy for a 3 out of 5.

This movie is worthy of a 2.

Sad, truly sad. It's even worse that this monstrocity is over the truly amazing flash creations like The Final Task, A Bard's song and many more just because all you shitty, whiny Flash artists can't accept that your movies suck.

I'm giving this a 0 since it should not be where it is.

I would have enjoyed it more had it insulted people like you, a fucking whiny bitchy ranting movie is #1. Why don't you hold eachother you fucking cry babies.


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How To Animate Walking How To Animate Walking

Rated 2 / 5 stars


I've been using Flash for 3 years, not much help here. Basically what I tell people when making walking is to use keyframes and NOT motion tweens for the love of God. Of course, if they aren't the artistic type and don't know how people move their joints (you'd be surprised how many people don't seem to fuck it up) this would be useful. Still nothing amazing, and I think a 10 would be ridiculous.

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Stew-Ped responds:

Keyframes is definately the way to go. I draw each frame separately unless I've got a long walking loop, then I draw the frames for one complete step, then copy the frames. I still have to go back and move the guy into the correct position though.

Moleman Moleman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love it!

Hehe, such a funny movie; and great idea! I wish I had thought of it!

Heh, I wrote cyber snuff=) Didn't think that he would post it up, but I'm glad he did=D

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l33t Land Of Liberty l33t Land Of Liberty

Rated 1 / 5 stars


Well apart from being offensive and killing that asian chick from the view (she's hot!), this movie also sucks in about every other way. It could have been much shorter had you not reused so many scenes that were too long in the first place anyways. The graphics sucked. Metal is great music, but you like shitty metal (try soilwork). Ehhh... the plot sucked. The dialogue sucked and even had some typos. I could go on, but I'll spare you some dignity and ask you not to portray Christianity or any culture or religion in the way you did in this movie.

JohnTheMutt responds:

Alright, here's a review I can actually respond to. Killing the Asian View chick is a totally acceptable casualty if it means wiping the view from the face of the Earth. Yes, I know it could've been much shorter, and I will indeed conceed that the gun scene was re-used and long, but this is my first movie, and I'm entitled to some of those mistakes. I didn't choose some of the heavier metal for this piece, because I felt that the pieces I did choose were appropraite, so you can take your comments about my music tastes, and shove 'em. As far as the dialogue goes, I'll admit that it was kinda flat, but it was mostly filled with inside jokes that you wouldn't've gotten anyways, so whatever. And then for the crime of "portraying Christianity or any other culture the way I did"... I have to say, WTF? I didn't portray Christianity like anything, nor did I harm any other culture. I meerly attacked the 700 club. Surely most Christians don't look to the 700 for spiritual guidance, and besides, I get personally offended with some of the things they say about Islam, and other cultures. And so, I had them killed in my movie. Grow up. Whatever. If you didn't like my movie, fine, but I think it deserved more than a 2/10. Whatever.

Hand2hand Kombat 4 Redux Hand2hand Kombat 4 Redux

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Man, I've seen your other crap too. You really need to learn how to draw before you attempt this style. Just like McFretN's Brutality. McFretN should stick to games cause frankly, he can't draw (although his special effect work is nice). Anyways, try new things cause I haven't seen improvement in your work.

Steve Camps 3: Blurry Steve Camps 3: Blurry

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


You seem to have a problem accepting the fact that your movie isn't very good...

Frank2982 responds:

No, I am having a problem with the fact that people are telling me to kill myself. I know my movie isn't very good. Its very great!

Bad Animations #1 Bad Animations #1

Rated 0 / 5 stars


If only people stopped making bad animations that insult bad animations...

AGandPJ responds:

You complete and utter point.

If you were born yesterday, i could understand your reason for posting that review. Talk about 'Stating the obvious'....sheesh! *DUHHH*!

That was the whole point of this animation.