Dremen's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Star Wars 3: AOS]

Fucking amazing

A milestone in NewGrounds Flash, and this is coming from someone who knows the program quite well, not someone who goes here for celebrity shoot-ups. Ignore dumb reviews, anything less than a 10 is an outrage.

[Not Reciprocal]

The funny thing is that you take it so seriously

I was waiting for a funny punch line at the end, but was let down. The animation was absolutly horrible. I can tell you put a lot of effort into it, but the skill is just not there. You'll get good eventually. The thing is, when you're doing a serious movies, the animation must be extreamly good. If you can't animate too well, stick to comedy until you are good enough.

Also, the storyline was a little breif, and the music reminds me of Pearl Harbor too much, and that is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

Good effort, keep it up, because eventually you'll get good.

Oh, by the way, you're obviously a fan of The Bard's Song. Now that's what I mean by good animation.

KaraNuku responds:

Thank you for your "constructive" review. Now maybe you should think about this: critic is about negative AND POSITIVE! :) xxx

[Where is Chandra Levy?]

Well...

I didn't really care much a bout Chandra Levy missing, since I barely know anything about it, but I still didn't even smile a little bit during this whole movie. Yes, I guess it's sick, but even if you have a very sick sense of humor... this is still not very funny. Most of the graphics were stolen as well, and you just ripped the sound file off of Napster or another similar program. So, I honestly think that this movie deserves the 1 that I'm giving it.
-Trev

[Ben Spurgin's Demo Reel]

You self absorbed bastard!

What the hell is wrong with you!? Ben Spurgin's Demo Reel... You actually put your name infront of the title? Who the hell do you think you are!? You don't see: Tom Fulp's Dress-Up Bulma, or Will Stamper's Street Life, and they're both a hell of a lot better then you. Personally, as a fellow Flash artist, I think your animation is REALLY overrated. It's sloppy, and you over-use gradients. You are better than most Flash artists on NG, of course. 90% of them don't know how to make a working loader. Anyway, just tone it down a little, your not that great.

PS. I'll be nice and not bring up: Ben Spurgin Leading Flash to new Dimensions. Oh wait. I just did.

Ben-Spurgin responds:

It's called a "Demo Reel" meaning it's what I use to show potential employers. I'm not trying to be a "self-absorbed bastard", I'm trying to sell myself.
Get it? Got it? Good.

[Electronica]

Pretty Kool

I like this kinda stuff. And I'm not adveritising for my game or anything, but if you like this, you may like a game I made called: Atlantis. Type it in on the search engine if ur interested. And uhhh... Clik on Atlantis (fixed). But anyway, ur game was really good, the charcters could have been drawn better, but I understand ur new at this... so good job man. I'll make sure to chek out the sequal.

[Starcraft: CritterTrouble]

Movie wasn't great...

I love SC. I have no doubt that it is the best game ever invented. I might have gave this a higher rating if u hadn't of said "I know everyone hates SC". Cause fuck, everyone loves SC.

[XiaoXiao Beth the Thief!]

Yeah... here's what I think!

While you are bitching about Beth sending in Xiao Xiao, I'm bitching about you submiting text, and calling it a movie! Maybe Zhu Zhu didn't submit it cause he has trouble with English. But does it really matter who submits it? All the credit goes to Zhu Zhu! Everyone knows he made it! So why does it matter who exposed it to NG! We all love Xiao Xiao, and with out Beth, most of us would never have seen it! And one other thing, I know for a fact that Beth is working on Flash. I gave her the damn program through freedrive. She e-mailed me back and said that she was starting to make movies and what not. Maybe she hasn't submitted anything yet, cause she's still new and not that good... maybe she dosn't want to fill the portal with trash, cause she IS faithful to NG. What do ya think 'bout that bitch! In conclusion, you are gay.

-Trev

PS- Zero Wing is over rated and should not even be on the top 50.

TFX responds:

Rather than argue with you (since you're only 14 and resort to calling people 'gay' as an insult), I submit to you what Septimus (maker of Malapa's Challenge) said:I'll never get the number one spot, but it pisses me off that a stolen movie is(was) number one. I love how she is now claiming to have helped make the movie- I remember when her disclaimer said that she didn't make it. Pisses me off.

-Septy.

I know that Beth is working on her own projects, but she has submitted nothing and we have no proof. The fact of the matter is, she has no disclaimer, she gets all the credit (we have no idea if messages ever reach Zhu since she says his e-mail is down) and the Number 1 movie on Newgrounds.

That is sick.

[To Breathe Vengeance]

Great!

That was awsome, very long too, but I never lost interest. Reminded me of a novel I'm working on called: Unusual Enemy. My main charcter has a riple cross-bow too. Anyway, good job!

[Agoraphobia]

Damn!

That's one of my favorite movies on NG! Shit the ending! Holy crap! I love artsy stuff, and the meaning at the end, that the only way to free herself, was to well... you know. Fuck all you lil 12 year old immature viewers giving this a 0! Oh by the way, thanks for the 9 on my movie, cows, lol. That was pretty artsy too...

Trev